A Little Wedding Planning Relief

Wedding planning can become overwhelming, so here’s a little relief for you today. It’s a collection of famous one-lines sourced from the web about weddings from celebrities, comedians and other high profile individuals. I’d  love to hear some of yours to publish in future posts.
1. “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” Rita Rudner
2. “My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.” Rodney Dangerfield
3. “My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.” Socrates.
4. I think men who have a pieced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewewlery” Rita Rudner